Can Gemini generate a picture of a swimming pool full of all the tears of the white people who were crying about this? 

As soon as she pulls out that whiteboard, I start sweating and feel like admitting to stuff I couldn’t have done. The Kennedy assassination, the fall of the stock market before the Great Depression, the killing of Archduke Ferdinand, fashion in the ‘80's, all of it. 

I wouldn’t count on it.  If they win, they see it as winning.  If they lose, they see it as winning because it’s ‘evidence’ of the Deep State/stolen election/etc.  This won’t be over until Trump’s long gone from this mortal coil. 

I believe him (for the first time ever) when he says it’s not political.  It’s not, it’s purely financial; he’s just looking for more stupid, easy marks to milk for cash so he doesn’t feel the pain of all of his recent losses in court.  And he found enough this weekend, even if the rest of the crowd was booing him. 

I usually just use it to schedule messages to friends because I wake up earlier than they do and I don’t want to wake them. But go off.

But who’ll think of the shareholders, and the C-suite’s annual bonuses?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

You don’t swing for the fences on experiments like this, you’ve got to start small and get bigger once successive tests have proven results. “Universal Basic Income” is the name, the concept. 

The ability to schedule text/iMessage messages like Google Messages does - long-press the ‘Send’, set the date and time, confirm, and send. 

Oh, ok, so this guy get paid $6 to give you underwear to get wet and makes a living off of it, but when I wet my own underwear, I don’t make a goddamned cent and people are all like “get out of this bar now!” and “you did it again????” and “walk your ass home, you’re not getting in my car.....”. 

It was from ‘Silicon Valley’, where Jin Yang made an app that was supposed to tell you what food you were eating, but instead just ended up tell you whether what you were eating was or was not a hot dog.  Through some shenanigans, it got put to use as a dick pic filter for dating apps/social media.  

YES to the “Predator vs. 1950's KKK”.  

I wonder what else you could apply this sort of technology to; maybe something like determining if something is or is not a hot dog.......

But look at the bright side: it didn’t teach people how to *make* the nukes, now did it? You're welcome, safety achieved.

Damn you for beating me to this comment.

“Damn, this one cost more to mail than is on the check......”

This is definitely the technology we all needed and that should have been let out of the bag for just anyone anywhere to use as they see fit. 

“All this is why pretty much every staffer and fellow member on the Hill thinks she’s a joke”.

This.  You can have a ship without a captain if everyone else knows what they need to do, but try having a ship without a crew. 

If a company that big can be brought to its knees because one dude died, they haven’t planned correctly. Fuck ‘em.

This. That’s part of why Google Play Music was good - I could give more money directly to artists I liked by buying songs/albums in addition to streaming.