I grew up in Columbus, but seriously - fuck (most of) Ohio.  

I’m getting what you’re saying, it’s just that whipped cream and saltines together seems like an odd pairing at face value. And I’m of the mind that anything is made better with the inclusion of peanut butter, so you’re preaching to the choir here :)

He thinks this look is going to make all of the prosecutors cower in fear and drop their cases. In reality, he just looks like more of a dick than usual.

Saltines and whipped cream, you say? Who hurt you? It’s OK, this is a safe place, let’s talk it out.

LibreOffice is also completely free all the time, works like a charm for the every-day user.  

“Krentcil lays out her platform in the video, which hinges on LGBTQ+ rights, environmental justice, and affordable healthcare and housing.”

“Over the past several years, we’ve hired so many new ‘Zoomies’ that it’s really hard to build trust,” Yuan said in the audio. “We cannot have a great conversation. We cannot debate each other well because everyone tends to be very friendly when you join a Zoom call.”

Well, I suppose when you look at it that way......Still, I’ll watch you eat one and then wait a while to see what happens.  

This is an abomination before every single deity that has or will ever exist. For my fellow atheists: this is an affront to the laws of science and nature. 

A company based on brick-and-mortar stores, that uses internet-based technology for processing payments between stores and banks, that has a social media presence, wants to tell people what’s natural and unnatural.

You talk in future-tense as if the conservative SC majority haven’t already made up their minds about the issue.  Sadly, if I were a betting man I’d say they’ve already got the decision drafted.  

If you need to mask-off anything on a guitar/bass while you do a repair or modification, painter’s tape is good for that too. It’ll do what you need it to do without messing up your finish.  

Oh yeah? Well, how do you think babies are going to find out about this research?

1. Granted, Slash is a legend, but let’s not leave Wolfgang Van Halen’s name out of this.

If the GOP didn’t give megacorporations anything they wanted, said corporations might have reason to sue.  Why bite the hand that makes it easier to do business?  One lie like this isn’t going to hurt the pharma companies one bit.  

Which will take over from the Halloween cannabis candy panic.  Which doesn’t make a fucking lick of sense from a purely financial perspective, because weed candy is way more expensive than regular candy, so who the fuck is going to hand it out to a bunch of kids anyway?

This is a reich-wing Bingo right here.  Go collect your prize.

Lies and fear, it’s all that Donald Trump’s cult has to offer anyone.  

If Elon says it, it must be true......FFS, can’t someone punch him in the dick until it doesn’t work anymore?

Could someone hand him some shampoo and conditioner as a joke, then?  FFS, he looks like his hair hasn’t been washed.....well, ever.