The only realistic answer to how to remove a federal judge is murder, to be honest. Since 1789, a grand total of eight judges have actually been removed by the proper process. Barring a judge being caught doing something incredible illegal or incredibly corrupt, there’s virtual zero chance that any judge is going to…

This is actually not true. Research has shown that even high income, very well educated (bachelors degree or higher) African American women who do everything right with their health and diet, actually have worse outcomes than poor whites do.

ONEof the most important things missed from these discussions is the concept of preconception care. The US has disproportionately unhealthy patients coming into their pregnancies, and primary care needs to be happening long before pregnancy and families need the resources to plan pregnancy. No one wants to do boring…

I am going to put about 50% of it on the subconscious racism of doctors and their treatment of black women.

I’ve started a Kickstarter for a Woke Mirror that peers into your soul and won’t show your reflection unless you’re not thinking of monetizing terrible and condescending ideas. It costs $25,000, pocket change for Silicon Valley, HMU!

Occam’s Razor: If two things are functionally the same, the simpler of the two is better.

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

Well, that can fuck right off.

Makes sense. when I’m depressed and crying in front of the mirror the thing I want most is to be erased from existence.

Of course the bump stuck ban fizzled out. This is America, where 20+ children can die and no one does a thing but GOD FORBID a woman try and get birth control or an abortion.

These girls are amazing and beautiful, good for them. We need some middle aged influencers though, people who can expound with confidence that it’s okay not to have a lot of career goals anymore and it cool if you lollygag on the couch all Saturday watching Ferris Beuller and Sixteen Candles for the millionth time and…

My favorite Prince response was when jt released sexy back, and Prince said “sexy never left!”

And the homeless person thing for his wedding. I will never forget that.

Don’t forget:

Not to mention the contempt the NFL has shown for women through its embracing of domestic abusers within their ranks.

He also talks about Britney almost every single time he is releasing new music.

So this asshole who:

Seriously given everything in the world right now, in particular in the NFL, how could anyone involved be so tone deaf as to invite him and continue to ban her?

Let this be the first and only joke of its kind.

A racist, sexist, ignoramus with early-onset dementia gets elected President of the United States.