I’d like them both to log off. They both promised to investigate Wall Street and then took piles of money or hired people from Goldman Sachs - the company guilty of nearly every financial crime leading up to 2008, including selling airlines short just before 9/11. They both cheated and manipulated the nation during…

He was too busy undermining his wife’s* career for a larf. He’ll get to it next week.

Exactly. I’m sure Ebony has a lot of earnest and well-meaning staff, but someone up top is pocketing that cash.

“Do I really want to swing this hard on cousin Ebony?”

I made the mistake of googling this guy and saw a picture of him.

Wow when Andy Dick thinks you’ve got a screw lose you might want to get some help.

OK who else was thinking that the guy was making CG porn of dead celebrities fucking and forcing his employees to watch it?

This. I prefer sex workers to women who marry for money, position and power. Sex workers are more honest and straightforward about what they are.

And he wore a 3-piece burgundy suit with matching burgundy loafers and was driven in a burgundy limo...pretty much screams Douchemobile.

The only way in which I pity Eric Trump is that he has to look into his father’s melting, fleshy face every day and see his own future. The resemblance must be depressing.

More like Murphy Blind, am I right?

At this point, I’m offended by the concept of “Free Melania”. Not just from the standpoint of her having promulgated the birther theory on The View, but that bitch has never been free—she had a price tag on her ass from the start.

Murphy Brown isn’t remembered as much as it should. A 24 year old I work with didn’t even know what it was! (uglycry)

“He was a good looking guy... and a douche.”

Yup, and we only know that after his death. He just wanted to do good stuff.

Prince seemed to donate to everything.

Celebrities who raise money for anything are always chastised for not giving enough themselves, no matter how much they actually give. Every person involved in this kind of endeavor gives some money; some more generously than others. But I don’t see the problem with a rich person giving a nice chunk of change AND…

It’s entirely possible that some of them did. Some celebrities do things quitely, without notice, as we found out over and over in the months after Prince’s death. Some people just want to quietly do good things.