The part that pisses me off to no end is that they are blaming Democrats for the ACA having troubles when REPUBLICANS (more specifically, Marco fucking Rubio) are the ones who kneecapped the legislation in the first place.

“As I have always said, let ObamaCare fail and then come together and do a great healthcare plan. Stay tuned!”

I’m more informed than the fucking “the message is being worked on” Democrats.

“Clinton lost- get over it! It’s that simple!”

Before I even read any of the comments.

I look at Clinton’s platform in 2016:

This is what I hate about the argument being put forth. No one in their fucking right mind up to election night ever imagined in their worst-case-scenario that Trump would ever win. You, me, the rest of the voters, and even the Republicans.

People can sit there and say Hillary was a bad candidate, but she beat…

No, the problem is the Democratic establishment is a bunch of morons. If the Clinton team couldn’t tell they might just possibly have an issue in Wisconsin when they ignored the state for the entirety of the general campaign, or Michigan, when Debbie Dingell was all but screaming to the DNC that things were going…

Are the Greens still running on finding Tupac’s killer?

No, not Greens. The Greens are basically Fundies who traded in their bible for a sack of non-GMO granola.

I had no idea America’s Funniest Home Videos was still a thing.

But they only said ‘no’ because the bill isn’t horrible enough to the people who need healthcare.

“She’s one of the most talented and hardest-working producers in television news,” Noah Oppenheim, NBC News President, wrote to his staff on July 10. 

To be honest, I think that NBC has spent far too much for her to join their network and whoever thought that pitting her new show against 60 Minutes in the same time slot needs to have their ass kicked because there is absolutely no way in hell that she will ever best them in ratings. First you had the Conan O’brien…

i wonder if tamryn and al are laughing about now...

So when the Trump admin gets involved in war crimes like Bush did, there won’t be anyone around the prosecute them.

LOLOLOLOL, get fucked you feculent, turtle-necked asshole:

They’re most likely the people from poor, rural states that vote democrat in local elections and consider themselves democrats (and rely on social safety nets) but vote republican in national elections. It’s the same reason places like West Virginia and Montana both have dem governors and 1 dem/1 rep senator a piece…

Right up there with eating dijon or arugula, I hear.