Or, it could be that the initial wave of post-Avatar 3D movies sucked big, hairy donkey balls like contestants at the 2004 Big, Hair Donkey Ball SuckFest.

Jeez. That's almost as big as my balls. HEY-O.

How about this: you pay me $100 a month, and I'll just pass messages on to whoever you need. No roaming, no overages, no nothin'.

@Ignignokt: Frankly, I'm always a little surprised to see our local Uncle Adolf's Nazi Donuts franchise still in business.

Each of these revelations destroys my faith in BP just a little more. Next thing you know, they're going to tell us there isn't a McDonald's on the deck of each of their ships.

I'm beginning to think 'BP' stands for "Bunch of Pfucking Assholes."

@frigg: For realz. You've got people all but calling for jihad based on strangers' taste in TELEPHONES. I mean, a little bit of perspective'd be nice.

I've never seen so many people with literally no vested interest in a situation get so lathered up.

@b33g33: Seriously, when you start conflating makers of consumer electronics with murderous dictators, it's clear you have entirely too much time on your hands.

One question I've had that I haven't been able to find an answer to anywhere: how wide is the opening from which all the oil is/was gushing?