The air in SLO county is clear for the time being if you want to trek further north. 

A pig with a moose knuckle.

James Dolan looks like the unholy offspring of Grimace and Ronnie the Limo Driver.

Doesn't anyone just masturbate anymore?

If they're anything like me? Pornography. Lots and lots of pornography.

This is ridiculous. I was the first man in space.

Not impressed.

No, that's impossible.

The last thing I want when I'm having my period is a vaginal jellyfish sting.

This Cool Coastal House Looks Like It's Tempting Fate.

I went to high school with Jose Lachat. Of course, back then he went by Joe Thecat.

Inside my handsome but inoffensive body is a series of progressively smaller handsome but inoffensive bodies until you get all the way to the center. THAT guy is an asshole.

It's about time. He got a report last month titled, "al Qaeda determined to parachute off building."

Don't forget about the resentment. They have a ukulele and lots and lots of resentment.

This reminds me of the porno version they did last year: 'Nazis: Should've Seen 'Em Cumming IV.'

What? What are you, living in a Village People video?

Style, my man. Style.

Fact: it takes six totally different Allen wrenches to assemble one of these.