Usually D'Angelo takes off several years before making a comeback.

Every time I read a Jaden tweet, this pops into my mind.

Alice Roosevelt did say her father wanted to be the bride at every wedding. Guess she spoke from experience.

Also yeah it's easy for you to go foraging for your food when you literally have ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD. I doubt that's possible to work a reg job where you are up at 5:30 and get home at 7pm , and forage your food. Trader Joe's it is I guess.

And pardon me for playing dumb but I thought he has been dropping and putting out poop since day one?

"Twitter's New Threat Reporting Tool Is a Spineless, Useless Punt"

This is ridiculous, but it looks hella comfortable. The more I look at it, the more I want to wear the whole thing around. Nowhere specific, just around. Errands and whatnot.

Ufford brings the hammer down. +1000, Matt.

Ansel Elgort, PLEASE STOP TALKING AND ALSO THIS:

who among us hasn't taken a 5 second standing up nap on top of a bar in the middle of a rave

"I'd be an idiot to do that at a WORK EVENT"

Should've gotten Erlich.

Steve Jobs biographer Walter Isaacson

hush

oh my god

Yes it was...I wonder if Rubio's self-aware enough to know how badly he got destroyed and humiliated by our SoS?

It's a good thing Taylor reminded people about that, I bet her fans have a hard time keeping track of her tour schedule.

I favorited that Chelsea Peretti tweet so hard this morning because WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEY NEED THE WHOLE COUNTER??? Do you get your coffee in a trough? Do you freak out if a person is within three feet of you? And it's always the slowest person in the world who does this - using that liquid sugar and then all of…

Ugh. Chrissy Teigen... Stop being so LIKEABLE. STAHP.