JosephFinn
JosephFinn
6/8/15
12:41 PM
29

Add permanent offsides lines to each half of a soccer field (ala hockey blue lines) instead of arbitrary mobile lines that make watching soccer frustrating and low-scoring. That and actually enforce flopping penalties.

3/22/15
8:42 PM
11

That last paragraph was great! Uber will PR spin the shit out of everything to not have to answer for their shitty business practices.

3/22/15
8:02 PM
48

I'm didn't understand a lot of this Dirt Bag. But I am also really high. Sundays, amirite?

3/22/15
6:34 PM
34

Good, I hope he wins! Mostly because that's an awesome way to get a million dollars. "Another round of drinks for the bar, on me. Just spreading around that sweet, sweet Bieber Egged Me money." It would be cooler if he was poor, though. If he's a Bieber neighbor (Belabor?) I'm sure he's already doing all right Read more

3/22/15
5:17 PM
8

Just tell everyone that you got the "Terminator Option."

3/22/15
2:57 PM
14

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3/22/15
12:01 PM
211

I'm pretty sure that's just Jeff Bagwell and Craig Biggio.

3/20/15
7:14 PM
34

That email address should probably find its way to the still going strong "2014 Deadspin March Madness" email chain.

3/20/15
7:14 PM
109

When the opinion involves telling someone else what to do with their body? Yeah, that's a problem.