...if he considers you human, or for POC/LGBTQ/Democrats/etc too?

"I accidentally ate a couple Chick-fil-A nuggets too fast, so out they came while Vice President Cheney did the gentlemanly thing and pretended not to notice. It was embarrassing and a waste of Chick-fil-A, a true low point in my life."

Aside from people like Ann Coulter who I already knew, the nicest was Rush Limbaugh. Not only was he extremely nice, but very humble.

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

That's the best part. He's so insecure that he felt the need to clarify what was an obvious joke.

I like when he feels the need to clarify that he hasn't worn fishnets before.

Does anyone know where Carlson's corpse is buried?

'Shit hurts, don't it?'

Last time I saw Jon Stewart kick anybody that hard in the dick, it was Tucker Carlson on Crossfire.

Perhaps. The sad part is that the only reason these two are getting any grief at all is because they picked on a semi-powerful person that decided to go after them.

Glad to see that last sentence in your post. Exactly fuck those guys.

I escaped a town that grossly enables high school athletes before pipe-lining them to Brookdale when they're inevitably not college material, so I'm sadly not surprised here. (Note: I'm not knocking every BCC student. My mom and friends have gone there, but even they've confirmed it's a bully's last stop before…

He posted a couple more terrible tweets at the end of his blog post, and those tweeters have similarly shut down their accounts after being given a raft of crap.

And Jen Kirkman's comedy special!

Let me start by saying that I 100% believe in vaccines and think every parent should get their kids vaccinated according to CDC guidelines.

It really is a mark of grace to be handling these type of rumors that Chicago sports media spreads as well as Sharp has.

I usually hate SNL and I found this sketch hilarious. There's criticism of our smaltzy nationalistic treatment of sending our kids off to war on our own side, plus a treatment of the irrational anxiety that gripped every parent who read about the 3 UK teens still AWOL somewhere in Syria.

Regarding why it seems to be baseball players who suffer these freak injuries, perhaps it does have something to do with the sport itself. Pitchers, especially, have finely tuned bodies for doing essentially one thing. It doesn't surprise me that this incredible focus might make their bodies less capable of handling…

God, why do you hate Chicago right now? What did we do wrong? Do we need to put Kris Bryant in a fucking bubble to avoid your wrath or what?