christie reminds me of the two-timing fuckboys in bollywood films who get brutally murdered by the end of the movie & their ashes are (prob) thrown into the drainage

"I vetoed Planned Parenthood funding five times out of the New Jersey budget."

This video very accurately captures the hell that is the Port Authority

I think Ben knows EXACTLY what he is. And he knows there is a LOT of $$$ to be made as Republicans' black friend.

EXCUSE YOU. The GOP has more than one black friend, thank you. They also have Mia Love.

Fantastic movie. For the life of me, I can't understand why Coster-Waldau is not a huge star over here. Maybe after Game of Thrones ends?

But then everyone is missing out on the karaoke scene where Brit-Brit has to be coaxed up on stage and then blows everyone's minds with her amazing voice! It's very realistic. Also realistic? A bar full of people ignoring women who look like Zoe Saldana and Britney in a crop top.

Scott also questions the veracity of gravity, "If it were sooooo powerful, then how can my guys keep launching 22 footers?"

Whatever, haters.

The Lakers are 15-41.

your and anna's tweets about this give me life. these twitter questions also give me life. i am very alive. thanks cpac.

I've felt so alone in my Dakota Johnson support. But Ben and Kate! I can't help it.

I dare to dream, and my dreams tend to lean nutty and irrational.

Mine did seeing her sass her mother off at the Oscars.

I was really hoping that this film would bomb, because I had hopes that Ben and Kate might get re-upped. God, that show was funny.

Death holds no bar to the Ess Jay Double-yew Agenda. Bringing her back, irregardless of how wicked sweet her costume is, is a blatant grab for the Feminazi audience and more invasion of our Safe Male Spaces.

Like usual, Rondo shoots (his mouth off) and misses (a game).