I was going to go with Tiger Woods and his caddy...but that poor guy at the end is so, so much better than anything else I'd have come up with.

Or even an Eiffel blight!

Y'all have covered everything else so I'll just note that those locks make the bridge ugly as shit.

Also a completely valid choice.

"Also competed in NASCAR."

I liked that too!

Nobody cares about your fancy house in the worst state in the country.

Exactly and very worth mentioning. The ESPN piece on him and his mother had me almost crying in a bar while I watching it.

It turns out that Hanks is a big typewriter collector.

Reminds me of how I was convinced Fox's weird little show about aliens and UFOs was going to be a horrible failure.

Gotta admit, I flamed out on that Final Jeopardy. (And to Kristin's credit, she did come back from -200 at the beginning of Double Jeopardy on Wednesday to smoke her competition.)

She looks Asian, just like this gentleman:

Across from me, actually. :)

By the way, how the hell does Copenhagen have hot digs that impress Chicagoans? The food cart dogs are great there.

Whereas I was there with the most beautiful woman in the world: my wife.

I wish!

Oh, we tried! No luck at all.

I apologize for the misspelling of Andersen. Kahler, not so much since I'm on Windows and can never remember how to do accent marks in it.

it's entirely possible that Carlsberg tastes just fine in Denmark, but not too many Drunkspinners do too much drinking out that way