This is why us folks on the left hate wokescolds: y’all make us look like unhinged and thin-skinned “no fun allowed” types, and it’s bad optics (for both sides; this is why the right can point to us and call us crazy).

Besides, what did you think to achieve here by scolding someone for making a joke and then you…

Prohibitively expensive perhaps, but in Konami’s case, a lot of it can also be seen as cowardly risk-aversion to the extreme. To echo Jim Sterling’s quote: “publishers would rather have no money, than just a little money”; they just booked it. This is also visible in the way MGS5 was handled, arguably one of the great…

I may have missed the pissing contest itself, but I’ll still dump my story. Out of the kindness of my heart, ya know.

I was getting freaky with my ex, and we both like to roughly play around. Scratching, biting, you name it, it’s cool. It was completely dark in the room and good times were had, until she decided to…

I think the biggest problem was rather the Free Market itself, with the overboard liberal idea of “let’s not regulate and interfere anywhere”. Then this is what happens, plain and simple, because it’s a free market and I / you / he can do whatever the hell we want. No oversight, no rules, and then trust becomes a…

Re-submission and thus a refresh of the date? I dunno man, Kinja is a strange beast.

It was recycled on Facebook yesterday, so depending on where you got the link, the algorithms pushed it up on Kinja or it was someone from Kota reposting it on Facebook. No biggy, was just wondering.

Thanks for the sympathies, brother. Where were you five months ago? :’(

I saw the trailer while already having a snarky post half-typed on the fuckuppery that’s Capcom’s MO. Turns out I quite liked what I saw, definitely better than Raccoon whatever, and that melee combat looked fun. I will seriously give this a try when it comes out, I think, no sarcasm at all.

sports bloomers (I wish Japan still had those for most schools)

I’ve heard that so many times and I still consider it nonsense. Granted, some items unbalance the game and are purely there for “lol randomz”, but in general getting items into a game actually increases the amount of skill required to deal with them. The factor of the unexpected requires split-second decisionmaking…

This is ridiculous. All banks in my country do free checking, it’s not even considered to not do something like free if charge that since checking your own, hard-earned finances is your fucking right, not a privilege.

Yes; it makes stalemates impossible, or eternal turtling tactics very unsuccesful. The urgency is a key factor in every fight.

Schadenfreude for sure, damn. Kinda had it coming for getting up too early though, kind of like those cyclists at the Tour de France or similar that raise their arms well before they’re over the finish. Saw it a few times that they were busy celebrating prematurely and another dude, sensing an opportunity, just sped…

While I’m certainly not an expert and I agree with some of your sentiments, to say that eSporters don’t have to train their body is a misnomer. While it’s not as important for them as it is to physical sports atheletes, they do have to mentally and physically slog through hours upon hours of practice - while at the…

Wait, the headline is seemingly surprised, possibly outraged, by KFC being pizza-fied, yet nobody seems to notice the abhorrent atrocity visible in the headlining gif? That most disgusting of ingrediënts, the bane of pizza parties everywhere, and the nightmare of every lover of good pizza (/food) anywhere...

Pineapple

Wh…

Nah, I get what you mean, if it takes too long I tend to not want it anymore. Doesn’t help in this case that I was a massive SC-fan before, but are completely appalled by the post-WoW direction Blizzard is taking. When SC2 was announced I wasn’t hyped but still slightly interested, when I saw the whole Blizzard…

I also found the dislikes/likes ratio for Metroid Prime: Federation Force on Youtube quite telling, honestly: almost 10-1. I’m not a fan of the new reveal so I can sympathize (though screaming for cancellation goes too far in my opinion), and I do hope backlashes like this will be taken into consideration for future…

You can say it, mommy isn’t watching.

It’s a curse, I tell you. It’s part of the reason why I can’t usually watch Let’s Plays or the like because if the player clearly misses a pickup in plain sight / wonders where to go if it’s obvious to me / is (subjectively) playing like he or she is an idiot, I practically start foaming at the mouth and shaking with…

Dude, even in the gif it’s easy to see you should’ve hung left more and then leaped off, you probably (maybe, possibly) would’ve made it then. I don’t know why this makes me so pissed, but I’m totally willing to buy a WiiU and import this game now just to fucking make that jump and show you how it’s done, hnnnng >:(