Don't you know? Everyone on Jalopnik has a degree in forensics. It's like fucking CSI on here all day long with these articles.
Only thing we're missing is a talking great dane and a groovy van.
I'd like to hear more about this Crispy Bieber you speak of.
They used the noun "standout" as a verb, which should be two separate words.
This colossal, overwrought, mutated beast seems to be the work of a Dr. K Youabian, who may be Dr. Kambiz Youabian an LA-area cosmetic surgeon. I don't yet have absolute proof this is the same person, so I'll let you readers come to your own conclusions about standards of beauty and all that.
I was on turn 11, saw the Ferrari with the wheel ripped off. I wish "wacky sax" would have played over the loudspeakers!
From their website:
HELL.
No, I'm glad Pirelli is manning up and saying they're planning 1-stoppers next year unless the teams and FOMA put it in writing. They're sick of being scapegoated, and they shouldn't be.
F1 man, complain about everything.