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I think it's more of:
If you're keeping score at home, there are two Trojans that could have prevented this.
If you wait until the age of 2 to discipline a child, you're going to love what you get when they turn 15.
And mail your envelopes of ricin to:
this is the worst rice news ive heard all week
CBS didn't pull it because of Rihanna. They pulled it because of Don Cheadle (a.k.a. War Machine).
This is disgraceful. It was Patriot Day yesterday. Veterans Day is in November.
I've got this one: when someone gets a hit.
Everyone knows the real asshole here is one of the main ingredients in PYT's hotdogs.
I'd also like to see what this looks like next to a football triangle and a tennis rhombus.
Also, it's good with the press.
She's also suing for harassment, as people keep calling Hunt's house, asking for her father Mike, then hanging up.
Old age is heartbreaking. You can tell Nicklaus has never had to figure out how to play without a caddy before.
Pretty sure the 'guttiest' pitching performance will forever be retained by Bartolo Colon, on any given day that he in on the mound.