It was Bastille Day

that is very obviously utters stupid teacher

you sound fun.

I've figured it out:

He was probably jealous of Pat's hair.

Am I the only person capable of lifting each goddamn pancake and applying syrup between each layer? It's not an intellectual challenge.

By the way, apropos of nothing, I'm shocked the world hasn't had its first troll suicide yet.

Parents Night is dreadful. Last year I was singled out by a teacher in a room full of judgmental parents because my 3rd grader, for the "art show", drew a picture of a chicken giving a horse a hand-job. Seriously. I have the photo prove it if you provide me with an e-mail to send it. When I got home, I feared…

Here's a 4chan classic.

Tell me it's not the altar boy who sits on the Padre's lap.

The Dodger bear. The Dodger bear is missing.

Why is Berman in the front row, when he should be in the booth?

Oh, great. Yet another example of the PC left's pussification of football.

I think the real trophy is the outstanding education each and every one of these student-athletes earn at their respective NCAA® institution of higher learning.

The parties got a little out of hand when Placido Domingo got hammered and kept trying to bang Gisele, Shakira, and Adriana Lima. He wouldn't stop saying that he wanted to perform with the three tenners.

Sorry...what was the question? I got stuck picturing Gisele's flying fuck.

It's all fun and games until Marco Materazzi insults your sister and you have to head butt him into next Tuesday.

Now, hasn't anyone seen this symbol before?