L.L. Cool Day

Wade will do anything he can get away with

Yeah you're probably right. You'd think Nabokov would be more up his alley

Wow, I did not know that Johnson was a fan of Gabriel Garcia Marquez

But at least we got this ice cream song:

Their foundations are practically right next to each other

"We're talking a guy with real diarrhea doo! He's so cool under fiber!"

Only one in Long Beach and none in the rest of the South Bay, or South LA in general

What the hell is going on with the women in Aldine:

well it could've been worse, at least it wasn't Joey Crawford reffing

Well at least we can agree on that. You're alright General.

Not all ketchups are made with tomatoes. The Malaysian and Indonesian versions discovered by europeans weren't. But whatever it's just a pretty good condiment that's also pretty good for making cock sauce jokes if that's what you're into.

well if it means that much to you open your own ketchup factory, fatass

Who cares? There's plenty of other Sriracha sauces out there not made by Huy Fong. Maybe they'll taste or look a little different but same shit, different smell

Seriously, cut out the washcloth middle-man.

he was probably picking up some H

German and Czech pilsners are pretty sweet, and if you like wheat beers there are plenty of German Weissbiers and Hefs better than that blue moon beer juice

And Mattingly was this close to getting shit-canned last year before Puig got called up and he and Hanley Ramirez went on a rampage through the Senior Circuit last summer

Thank you kindly sir, I'll be spending a good part of this St. Patrick's Day weekend trying some of these out

Peanut Butter and salami. I guess you could throw some cheese on there if you wanted.