Well, no. They're engaging in trade protectionism under the cover of food-scare propaganda. It's a way of sheltering their own local producers from US competition. No conspiracy theory required.

Food-scare propaganda, as usual.

Do I have it right?

Am I the only person who sees Burn Gorman (Owen on Torchwood) here?

OH MY GOD IT'S MADE FROM MILLIONS OF WORMS!

I love that "it might be difficult to create a male birth control pill for technical reasons" isn't even considered.

"Then again, I don't descend from elite like he does, so it is natural that I don't consider myself better than everyone else."

Iago: Here, noble lord, is her cell phone.
Othello: Be off with you! I do not snoop.
Iago: Her sext is plain to see. Behold, she wears nought but the handkerchief. Didst thou not give it to her thyself?
Othello: My heart breaks! What villainy!

That's beyond silly. It's downright stupid! Seriously though, if anyone questions you, throw it back at them that they are doing worse by playing silly little "games" on their iphone. Unless they are playing a Final Fantasy game or another full blown title, but if they're sitting there playing Angry Birds or Candy…

Showing up to your best friend's house and declaring your love for her - regardless of any intention of a clean break - is the goddamn textbook definition of pursuing your best friend's wife.

Now listen, if you don't drink soda, do not chime in with "that's why I don't drink it" or "glad I don't drink it" because fuck you, okay? This is not about you. This is about us, the people who love soda."

Best line from a Jezebel article or Greatest line from a Jezebel article?

Yes, because no company in the history of time hasn't advertised using sex.

So. Right. If Brokeback won, racism, if Crash won, homophobia.

"I'm pretty much obsessed with etiquette and politeness..."
"I passive-aggressively jarred his foot with my backpack"
Go on...

So.....you violated someone's space, he muttered something sotto voce, then you went and wrote an angry screed about it?

Half Life 2, Warcraft III, Team Fortress 2, World of Warcraft, Diablo 2, Planescape Torment, Half Life 1, StarCraft 1, etc...

I used to work at a Catholic school, so I (COMPLETELY JOKINGLY) told my kids that before a dance. One really quiet, semi-nerdy boy got this look of pure glee on his face, then erupted with: "TOO BAD THE HOLY SPIRIT ISN'T CORPORAL AND TAKES UP NO SPACE!!!!!"

Being an IT Administrator/Engineer with experience in project deployment and rollout, as well as virtualization, Data Center Operations, and more, I thought I'd chip in some technical expertise here.

And then... after 10 or 15 minutes, you start to get it. Ah, yes. Here's why this is the second-best Zelda game.