That's your argument? If so, then....

And somewhere, Sav Rocca is laughing.

Aw man, now I have a case of the feels.

Robin Williams is awesome. 'Nuff said.

Deadspin Commenter: [awakens from three-day bender]

See also Dan Plesac...

It says in this book your breasts are fake.
You used some magic called "Silicone".. It's dark sorcery! Do not walk this path.. The glass orb has foreseen the future .. of those who walk.. this path..

Warning: If you thought it was going to be a video of the truck actually dropping it (like I did), you're wrong.

Co-driver: "Left 3! Left 3! Lef- WATCH OUT!"
Driver: "Ah fuc-!"

And you will be remembered for all eternity for being an inconsiderate ass

Jeff Gordon and his crew did the "Harlem Shake" in their shop: