“I TOLD YOU The Streak would end! I TOLD YOU the Huskies would not survive Upset City! Ladies and gentlemen it is my PRIVILEGE to introduce the 1 in 111-1, MY CLIENTS, THE MISSISSIPPI STATE BULLDOGS!”

Here’s hoping that your weekend goes as well as this race marshal’s day went at the FIA World Endurance Championship’s event in Japan, complete with funky music as your soundtrack. When in doubt, dance it out, friends.

Stop it... I understand your status as Philly Phan makes it impossible to believe something good just happened but it did. It really did.

Adam Petty*

I have a 5 year old son who absolutely loves cars, and have been trying to get him to start watching a few races with Daddy this summer. He loves Ferraris and the color red, so naturally, he picks out Vettel’s car in every F1 race we watch. He was so excited after this morning’s win he ran outside and did laps around…

Nah, I think he means like this

You forgot this one, too.

Don’t be so quick - NASCAR is the gayest sport in America.

"Aaaaaaaaaayyyy!"

Well, according to the first mission and cutscene and map, it's suppose to be in russia right? lol.

Jesus! This is like a scene from The Naked Gun.

you want a piece?!

Someone already got creative with Sergio Brown's Wikipedia entry.

I have to agree with the guy. The people fucking were the least appealing part of the shots. It's like, "Oooh that's pretty, oh hey two people fucking. whatever, oh wow that beach looks amazing."

Dipshit still counts as swearing? Fuck.

It's one thing to "settle things on the track" when cars are on a short track like Bristol or Martinsville. It's another thing entirely when they're going 200 mph at Texas or Talladega.

As a lifelong NASCAR fan, hearing Jeff Gordon call Brad Keselowski a dipshit on live TV was one of the best moments of my life.

Whatever. I will always love NASCAR.