Legendary Drunk Idiot?

As a gas station attendant, I get stories of the prices from out-of-stater people. We were 3.12 one day, woman comes in, and said a Shell was 3.77 in Philly.

He was at USC under Carroll, then when he got passed for the job, he went to Tennessee, then after a few games/a season, he left for California and went to the Oakland Raiders, I think did half the season, and then got fired cause the owner was an asshole. Then he went somewhere, then to USC.

I know. I try and I try and I give and I give and I get nothing. NOTHING!

Been a fan since birth. Seen people throw beer and coolers, but never, have I ever seen this EVER.

That band sucks. They must of never recovered from the mishap that was the 1982 Cal-Stanford game.

Yes I do. I commenting on him as a person, not a coach. The man was told to pretty much get his shit and get out, and couldn't use the bus. Makes you feel bad, until you remember he coached Tennessee, and as soon as the Raiders called, he hightailed it to Oakland and failed.

Lane Kiffin is a walking joke. this is SERIOUSLY the best comment I could make. It sucks like Stanfords mascot. One minute IT'S a Pine tree, the next, a PALM TREE! What. The. Fuck.

Chivalry is NOT dead.

I am a Non-Alcoholic, Non-Smoking (Cigs or drugs) Eagles fans.

Well for Fucks sake....

My Fantasy team is named The Injured Reserve. So everytime someone trades with me, it says, "Sending player(s) to IR. Confirm? Y/N"

Florida: The WTF state.

Enzo is doing Donuts in his grave.

This is...surprisingly informative. I think this may be something. Minus the Tank the bikes, yeah....thats a problem.

Congrats!

In 2004, NASCAR, DC, and Hot Wheels Teamed up to do a promotion event.

I can see it! Buy the place, get IndyCar to go there instead of Belle Isle, Detroit keeps the Detroit Double Header, AND you can use the Air control Tower as the Broadcast booth. It'll stir up memories of Cleveland's Airport Race Track. Also? No one would be bothered by the noises! Most of the houses are gone now!

Is this considered incest?