Jonn
Jon W.
Jonn

>tactical stealth unit

Look, you don't just unbeard a beard. It's simply not done.

>Yelena doesn't need high heels: her leg augmentations give her a natural cheetah-like stance.

Big Boss always had a beard, they didn't even use that version of Sam, and Mengsk had a beard back in the first game.

Siiiilvaaa!

I really would've appreciated a more subtle "I never asked for this." reference. IE "Wait, didn't you ask for this?" "Nope."

Dubstep was outlawed in the Skrillex Wars of 2023. Now, it's only practiced in secret, in Wubwub Speakeasies.

The resemblance to Dave Grohl, at some points, is uncanny.

"I've been in the government for a long time, I can smell BS."

Now playing

I'm sorry, all I could think about. [NSFW]

[corner of mouth twitches upward]

That's seriously my second choice for a superpower, besides superspeed.

Dude. Let it go.

Look, I don't mind a good midriff, but, uh....

When I sat down at a park bench in the Yerba Buena gardens by the Game Developers Conference last week to play a build of Road Not Taken—a game named after the Robert Frost poem—my initial thought was that it seemed too adorable to say anything particularly deep. Like say, commenting on the inability to lead a perfect

Or Dash to someplace you have a better shot.

Not to be confused with the London Film and Comic Con, or San Diego's Comic Con International, or the New York Comic Con, or NAMBLA.

Come to think, both Big Boss and Robin have a proclivity for making allies by fighting them.

As a black guy, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't look any less silly. But of course tumblr wouldn't mock black people or women.