Jonn
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Jonn

>The key to Liz’s cage does eventually pass from one paternal figure to another, but that does not endear BioShock Infinite to me. I kept wanting Elizabeth to escape…but I knew it could never happen, not with her overprotective father Ken Levine calling the shots. To use his own words, regarding porn of Elizabeth:

>And then there is Meltdown, an Autobot SUV that looks like the result of a torrid affair between Bumblebee and Ratchet.

Please, we have more than enough clangfics already.

>The updated version is also Bluetooth enabled.

>but she uses the standard hollywood beauty body

Oh, my mistake. The concept images seem to depict her with the same figure as the other ladies. Maybe a little more teenagery. Even when she's not in armor.

She seems to be slightly taller, with broader shoulders, but I'm not seeing much deviation from the mean.

Taller and skinner, maybe.

>overly skinny

Yep, all the adult human female have the exact same swimsuit model figure. It's LOL all right.

>Nothing imaginary about the guy. She mentions later that she remembered meeting him at work later on, and identified who shared her info.

Oh wow. Passive-agressive tagging and everything. My doubt has actually increased. I especially like how he apparently committed the mortal sin of giving her complements and not taking no for an answer - oh, wait, she didn't even tell him she wasn't interested until she went full broadsides.

>Are you under the impression that Gawker is a collection of news sites?

Guys, there's something wrong with the site. It seems to be reposting content - by which I mean random Facebook screenshots that may well have been ginned up for Internet Points - I expect to find on tumblr.

Don't celebrities usually pay for others to - wait, someone's made this joke already, haven't they?

I hope you put ranks in Dodge.

So should I just give you my bank account info, email password, and SSI number directly, or...?

...WORK, C'MON LET YOUR COOOLORS BURST