Fuck Colin, Marry Max, Kill Chris (he doesn't do it for me).

Any way you could share the paper through this new Jezebel blog posting things (that I don't really understand)? I'd love to read it!

Please stop with the pink is bad crap. I know that's now what you specifically said, but it's what you're implying.

But the truth doesn't get clicks!

IDK, I think it would be a more dynamic ad if she was in a princess dress, but playing with "regular legos". Saying, hey I can like whatever the fuck I want! And maybe that's princesses and legos.

Also, I'm probably the devil because I can't stand hearing children sing.

Any other Tony watchers out there? Favorite show of the season?

I wish my friends would set me up. When I'm in a relationship, I'm big on making my guy bring his single guy friends to bar/parties/outtings and such that my single friends will be at. I don't really force it on people, but I put them in the situation. Almost all of my friends are currently in relationships and I've…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but there's no treatment for HPV. So there's nothing he could have done with that. But your friend sounds like a super huge dick and so do these people who follow a "it doesn't affect me so who give a shit logic." Most people get HPV in their lifetime. It normally goes away naturally, but if…

idk how something like that is even legal.

I had the same thoughts. Is there a lawyer up in here who could explain the reasoning behind this?

I've always believed the death penalty is the easy way out. Put him in a small room, by himself for the rest of his life. Let him think about what he did forever. I don't believe in a hell, so death just puts him out of any misery.

I had a lot of internships during school (like 5 in total), but I had a huge problem with doing them for credit. Yes, you do get credit for those, but you're paying the school for basically no work. I'd rather take a class and be insured I'd learn something.

Bite your tongue! I will be furious if they don't get married in the end. All this build up over multiple seasons to nothing.

I LOVED having fun with drugs. But I'm younger then you are and feel to old to do anything stronger then smoke a little weed (and I haven't even done that in years). I did shrooms twice. Great experiences both times, but you have to be with people you are so lose with that you'd tell them anything and get naked around…

Don't be jealous just yet. They have to sit for a week before I can eat them, they could be horrible. But the cans did that pop thing they have to do when they seal, so hopefully they'll be all good and no one will get sick.

I haven't, but that sounds heavenly.

Maybe you structure the conversation around what's going down in the club and not who's going down on her in the club? More of what she saw and less of what she experienced.

I don't know anything about your relationship, but it seems like bc this a less ordinary experience, it would give reason to chat about it.

My friend has been trying to get me into this show forever. I watched the first season, really loved it, but stopped watching for some reason. She tells me about the fan art/fan fiction that comes out of this show. Why do some many people want the BROTHERS to fuck? I'd get it if they were just two hot guys, but…