Picking up North Korea rockets from the sea floor?

My uncle was on USS Halibut back when they were tapping communication cables running through Soviet harbors. He never said what they did, only that it was “spy stuff”. It was only much, much later that I learned of their missions via books and the internet. Submariners are a notoriously, and proudly, tight-lipped…

What, you couldn’t shoehorn in a Trump joke too, you dickhead?

When I read that name, I immediately pictured a sub being commanded by Puffalumps.

yeah, we should never be worried for people who can afford a car you can’t, even during one of the largest storms we’ve ever seen. fuck you with a chainsaw

Electric cars don’t idle. Turn off the air conditioning and you’re losing little juice in that situation.

*cough*

I highly recommend people check out the “real road racing” stuff. Some of the most fascinating and sometimes bonkers racing out there.

Whatever it is I’m sure the fuel companies hate it.

It’s such a shame that you’re being forced at gunpoint to read it then.

(Seriously criticize it all you want, but anything framed up in terms of “having to read it” is just silly.

Alonso to IndyCar!

Pretty simple tbh:

He posted the change on the 8th day of the 9th month. 8-9. Who won the F1 championship in 89? McLaren Honda.

Add up 8 + 9 + 17, the entire dates, and you get 34. The Third letter of the alphabet is C, the 4th is D. So c-d, or car-driver. This confirms the sneaking suspicion that he is actually a race…

That single source is an ex-team boss who hasn’t been a major part of the paddock in over a decade. And while that normally describe Eddie Jordan, this time the reference is Giancarlo Minardi. If the rumor is so flimsy you can’t even attach Eddie Jordan’s name to it, I’d say it’s not true.

Is this an idiot’s guide because only an idiot would buy one?

All CP.

hehe - that’s awesome. I picture that 6 year old girl will now become the next Patty Wagstaff.

“I was once on a Delta domestic flight that hit some crazy turbulence over the midwest. My parents were basically expecting to die, I used the bumps and vibrations for a back massage. xD”

I would have been the one crazy passenger on that plane to fist pump while saying “oh hell yeah!”

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