Since Grosjean doesn’t seem to be happy with his car this year, maybe Haas should put Alonzo in his seat next season. That way Alonzo could kinda-sorta be driving for Ferrari again and would actually get to finish some races.

Can pee stain a turd?

Just like Alonzo, Marquez has put that bike in places it doesn’t belong. Meanwhile, where’s Pedrosa? What about their mid-pack performance in WSBK and MotoAmerica? How about in Motocross where even Husqvarna spanks ‘em? Dungey bailed to KTM so he could have a competitive bike. So, like I said, nothing worth…

Supposedly, Honda will have the freedom of their own engine layout with Sauber and won’t have to conform to the Merc layout that McLaren specified.

That engine’s got the same displacement as the first 3 rows of modern F1!

Not that Zak Brown, dummy!

HRC hasn’t made anything worth mentioning in the past 5 years either.

*Ride in the TT.

So, the TT, the most epic motorcycle race in the world, is only newsworthy when someone dies?

Bitch, I’m 47, fuck off! I would kill to have the chance to ride the TT.

I wonder how many of these fans will make him sign?

What’s wrong with random races? How about LeMans? WRC? NASCAR? (hell, Kimi wanted to try it.) SKUSA? (Reubens Barrachello’s kid races there. Sergio Perez and Alex Rossi drove at the Vegas finals last year.) And who wouldn’t want to see F1 Drivers race Stadium Supertrucks? Anywhere an F1 driver races is going to bring…

Dude, they put fuel injection on them, what more do you want?

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I think we need some internet sleuths to find these guys so Stef can interview them. Maybe even get a trackday together.

You forgot

Looks like somebody threw away a perfectly good white girl.

Dammit! You got me all screwed up, I read it in a Scottish accent, now suddenly JFK’s reading it to me.

And he never really gets into why.