What? We're all thinking it.

Ah, but he says it is not fully functional; so he is not yet ready for the big adventure.

Great tips! For bags, I also tie the crumpled tissue/newspaper into a plastic bag—makes it easy to take out of the bag when you're going to use it and I find it keeps the shape better.

Hoarder? I'd say your average woman.

Cover pic is totally cheating. If we all had closet that was bigger on the inside than on the outside, this wouldn't be an issue in the first place.

I roll t-shirts and put them in a drawer. Do people really hang t-shirts on hangars?

All I could think of:

Don't waste my time with pitbull apologism. They're bred for violence, end of subject. If you want to deny their recorded purpose and their genetic predispotisions, you can believe whatever you like. Belief doesn't change reality, and neither will the pointless exceptions you're going to blather on with because you…

Or, you know, got rid of a large dangerous predator in a populated area

They were probably concerned it might be a child. Or a child might be next.

Having lived in more than one city that hosted Super Bowls, I can attest to the influx of sex workers. All you have to do is go out to the clubs on a regular basis to notice the difference.

Forgot the shark repellent.

God, I know SO many people who should read this.

This explains quite a lot of class warfare, and the distorted opinions members of different social classes have of each other, and of themselves.

This, really isn't hard to understand. People usually do things for what they believe are good reasons, and often times the reasoning makes perfect sense until you're looking at it with the benefit of hindsight.

No word, yet, on the horrifying drunken clash that brought us the platypus.

Fun post. Though I do feel the need to defend the Mummy Arrow. You need some way to quickly differentiate that particular arrow from all your other ridiculous arrows (especially the atomic one). And if you happen to be in to zany theatrics... like most supers are, then of course you would make the Mummy Arrow look…

Best case scenario: the constellation Sagittarius would look a lot more spectacular. Worst case: we're bathed in planet-sterilizing radiation. Either way, things would be quite different from how they are now.