Civilians who have never been in the service won't understand this. But it is true...

Great tips! For bags, I also tie the crumpled tissue/newspaper into a plastic bag—makes it easy to take out of the bag when you're going to use it and I find it keeps the shape better.

Hoarder? I'd say your average woman.

Cover pic is totally cheating. If we all had closet that was bigger on the inside than on the outside, this wouldn't be an issue in the first place.

I roll t-shirts and put them in a drawer. Do people really hang t-shirts on hangars?

All I could think of:

Having lived in more than one city that hosted Super Bowls, I can attest to the influx of sex workers. All you have to do is go out to the clubs on a regular basis to notice the difference.

Dude, get some fucking paint and fix the place up.