Civilians who have never been in the service won't understand this. But it is true...

Bah! Sod Snape! The real tragic hero of Harry Potter was Dobby The House Elf!

Win

I'm actually surprised no one said this one yet.

Wash. He saves the entire crew by pulling off an 'effing impossible landing, then gets skewered for his troubles. I'll never get over that scene.

I don't know what this is exactly, but the image looks like Bill Clinton banging a corpse.

Name: Theo from Children of Men

Edmond Dantes/Count of Monte Cristo of Gankutsuou

The fantastical mythology that has been created around him really emphasizes and exaggerates the very real tragedy in his life that such fantasy is based on:

Stripes, and to an extension all basic training/boot camp movies, had that same problem. Everything that happened after this scene

I have a very small handful of shows I watch regularly., Parks and Rec, Supernatural, Community, Game of Thrones., that's about it. I don't count Cartoon Network or Adult Swim shows simply because they repeat so often I rarely, if ever, miss an episode of the shows I actually watch.

The only show I've been instantly…

It's been awhile.

My favorite watch is an actual Soviet-era tank commander's watch. Keeps time, tells the date, needs winding once a day. No batteries. Just a sturdy, fully mechanical timepiece.

I don't believe I have, but I'm reading the current run by Bendis. It's fun.

Worst. Comment. Ever.

Monty Python's Holy Grail

I'm just going to start with the obvious:

I've used this for other questions, but the Princess Bride still reigns. 1987.

(sad sigh) There's something lovely about an old typewriter. I'm surprised no one has come up with a type of "classic typewriter keyboard" interface with a computer? Or have they? Google, can you help me? Wow. It totally can: