I would have executed some padding on the walls of his cell...

The first one is be-bim-bop. Although it's more traditionally served in a stone bowl. I bet the delivery guy would charge extra for that, though.

Repurposed a piece of scrap lumber? One that you would have thrown away anyway?

That'll do.

Magic Carpet Ride! I tear up at that scene every time!

In the United States it's the entertainment complex that promotes rape. Popular media like "Game of Thrones" and "Shades of Gray" and the whole-hearted defense (among Hollywood elite, anyway) of child-molesters like Roman Polanski and (at best) child-fetishists like Woody Allen, give the lie to our faux-indignation.…

BTW, you're awful quick to call people crazy for their experiences. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

Yeah, that's what she said: that it was entirely my fault that her mother used to beat until she hit the floor and then kick her on the floor. Either it happened or she made it all up. I'm not sure which I would have preferred. (Confirmed by relatives, though.)

Awesome! Welcome to the greatest adventure you will ever have!

No. It's a great idea. Just not for you. Or any woman who considers you an option.

Bzzzzt! Except that statistics show that living together before marriage INCREASES your chances of getting a divorce if you then do decide to get married. So how is that opinion of yours again? http://health.howstuffworks.com/relationships/…

"No, ma'am, I'm not holding the door for you because you're a woman. I hold the door because of your age."

I still love my first two wives. They just made it impossible to live with them. You can only control yourself. You can't control what someone else does. You can love someone and sacrifice for them, but they have to _want_ to feel loved or they never will.

Yes, mental unhealth DOES lie in wait until the unsuspecting victim comes along to pounce on. People are VERY good at hiding issues. It was FIFTEEN years before my first wife acknowledged that she was abused as a child. Of course I was blamed for it. Of course. #HellYesBaggage

It's just a bigger gun, and they're not slowing down making movies with guns in them. Hey, a scary threat is a scary threat, no matter how many times you've seen it before.

Good idea: root through trash cans and dumpsters! Thanks for the tip! ::-)

That's the only reason I would consider and Android phone! I saw I guy using his wifi analyzer app once and I had lust in my heart. (For the device! What did you think I meant?)

Maxipad for putting on a GSW? Like they do in all the big kids movies!

Hans Conried, FTW!

No.