In the United States it's the entertainment complex that promotes rape. Popular media like "Game of Thrones" and "Shades of Gray" and the whole-hearted defense (among Hollywood elite, anyway) of child-molesters like Roman Polanski and (at best) child-fetishists like Woody Allen, give the lie to our faux-indignation.…

Ya think???

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

Ummm, pick one for me!

You mean "Phil?" Chuck was, um, a different guy.

#99 Flu vaccines are the real cause of climate change.

TOTALLY thinking of that. Thanks!

BTW, you're awful quick to call people crazy for their experiences. Methinks thou doth protest too much.

Yeah, that's what she said: that it was entirely my fault that her mother used to beat until she hit the floor and then kick her on the floor. Either it happened or she made it all up. I'm not sure which I would have preferred. (Confirmed by relatives, though.)

Yep, I'm going with Sirens.

Diluted? Sheesh!

That's why I joined the Navy, man! Them Army and Marines can bite dust. I want to be safely ensconced within the belly of a steel beast the size of three football fields!

OMG. Just. O. M. G.

I liked the original actor before he had the reconstruction. I thought, "who's this guy who is supposed to look like Richard Basehart (and doesn't). What a waste of a coupla Firebirds.

Extra points for the spit take when I read, "To dumb." Nice irony. Thanks for the chuckle, Head.

Awesome! Welcome to the greatest adventure you will ever have!

No. It's a great idea. Just not for you. Or any woman who considers you an option.

Bzzzzt! Except that statistics show that living together before marriage INCREASES your chances of getting a divorce if you then do decide to get married. So how is that opinion of yours again? http://health.howstuffworks.com/relationships/…

"No, ma'am, I'm not holding the door for you because you're a woman. I hold the door because of your age."

I still love my first two wives. They just made it impossible to live with them. You can only control yourself. You can't control what someone else does. You can love someone and sacrifice for them, but they have to _want_ to feel loved or they never will.