I was in line the day it was released and everyone in line said they were there to get a gold. Hundreds! The store had 6. Five minutes after the store opened an employee came down the line saying they were all out of gold and there was this collective wail all down the line. This is America and I will fight for your…

What, you saw La Jetee at a time in your life when you were highly impressionable? Boring. Black and white slide show with pretentious French narration. 12 Monkeys, while not perfect, was way more interesting. And...David Morse!

No, that's Mickey Dolenz!

Um, Star Trek, the Motion Picture not major enough for you? He didn't direct, but it's all his visuals.

I sooo want to see this movie, because Realistic Science Fiction! But my decades of nightmares of drifting powerless and cold, slowly spinning, running out of oxygen, through empty interstellar space, have only recently begun to subside. I had to stop listening to "space music." I even had to look away in some scenes…

Maybe you're thinking of Independence Day, hmmm?

Now, there ya go, gettin' all existential on us!

I KNEW it!

When Tim Allen finally got to kiss Sigourney Weaver and she LIKED it!

When Riddick won the whole enchilada from Mr. I-Can't-Believe-This-Is-The-Baddest-Guy-They-Could-Find.

Um, guys? Ever heard of gravity? Artificial or otherwise?

I always wondered why the people on ST:TNG didn't stay on the holodecks ALL the time. Way more fun, zero responsibility. Man, if you had tech like that, WHY explore space, even? Someone didn't think that one through. Either that or they had an exalted, totally ignorant view of human nature (Hmm, Gene Roddenberry, yup,…

Maxipad for putting on a GSW? Like they do in all the big kids movies!

Hey, YOU'RE the one with the dirty pictures!

It's Gilligan!!! In a gritty retelling of the old classic.

I guess there's no "executive summary," eh?

U sayin' Will ain't pretty? For SHAME!

And don't forget the awesome Dead Again with Kenneth *and* Emma!

Hans Conried, FTW!

FISHING line? ::-)