Buh... But... Steam rises... Science says so.

Buh... But... Steam rises... Science says so.

The 81,500 figure may look like a lot, but the PopSci (there) article cites that an average bear can contain up to 600,000 calories (largely due to fatty tissue), and a smarter-than-average bear can contain that many plus the contents of a picnic basket.

Don't knock it til you've tried it.

Kind of brings a whole new meaning to the term "car sex," doesn't it?

I was hoping this would be an article based on the rampant cruelty that Microsoft inflicted when they showed us Conker and followed it with "I guess we'll have to make our own!"

Wait... is this US ONLY!?!?!? it's a canadian company!

The beat is from:

Seriously. I'm hyped and looking forward to this game, but more info on what you actually do please!

Also:

Nope. It was a game where you were a white savior but then the savages raped and killed you for some reason at the end if you didn't leave with your friends.

So we're not going to focus on Sony promising things and not coming through on them, right? How long until someone throws up a strawman about "but the XBone blah blah blah"? Can we all be adults for a moment and admit that the console wars are inherently flawed, and that corporations don't personally care about us and…

Remember when Square Enix made large bosses for its final fantasy games. Pepperidge Farm remembers

Now, son, ease into this turn. Just slow down a bit but keep enough pressure so we don't get stuck. Good, good... easy now... easy... Wait. Slow down. Slow down! Stop!! .... Now we're upside-down in a muddy ditch.

I hope there is a new Red Faction game on the way. I've loved every game in that franchise. Even the bad ones like Red Factions 2 and Armageddon.

Oh yes, the big bad themselves.

The characters have FEET! Rejoice!