What's the worst that could happen?

TES: Hyrule

I will slay your family and feast on your flesh.

His face...

Japan.. Where they party like it's 1999?

Seriously, kids are getting dumber/shitter by the generation, and parents are getting worse at doing their job.

Seems like this will be the closest we get to a new Hunter: The Reckoning game. And I'm totally cool with that.

Just turn them inside-out, they'll be good to wear for another day or so.

Sounds more like the parents never taught thier kids the difference between fantasy and reality.

Remember this?

Yep.

I love the changes

I just had to.

"Shadowcrypt is a combat-oriented 2D platformer inspired by Zelda II: The Adventure of Link and the look & feel of the Castlevania series."

As someone who has been playing various tabletop rpg's for the past 2 and a half years, I can vouch for this being the complete truth. Except there's not enough blood in this trailer, we like to start every session off with at least one animal sacrifice and a prayer to Satan our lord. Also M&M's feature a lot more in…

lol they rushed this fucking product like there was no tomorrow.