Hah, it opened with "Let's roll"

The funniest part is that it's only adults who actually care.

Regardless of whether they have the ability to perform the noise removal better (which I really doubt, and certainly not with the fine touch that you can apply when doing so by hand), there is no reason they should apply the filter to the original image right after taking it while destroying the original image. If…

Thanks for the clarification, but I'm not sure that it matches the context of someone mildly belittling something as 'basically semi-spiced ketchup'. If he just meant table-sauce in that context, it doesn't really make sense on account of how widely varied such sauces are.

On one hand, Mars is less massive than Earth and has quite a bit less gravity, so getting off of Mars would require less fuel than getting off of Earth.

To be fair, the Mars trip is one way while the car will last a while. On the other hand...

I don't think it's a hipster phenomenon. I've never heard anyone say 'meh, I was into sriracha before it was cool'. It's just risen with the popularity of Thai and Vietnamese food.

Not sure how you get ketchup from something that contains no tomatoes, but that's OK. It's true, the stuff usually isn't that spicy. Although it varies... some of the more darkly colored bottles I've gotten have had a lot more bite to them.

The problem isn't that it was completely devoid of value or even that it was primarily a platform game. Like I said, during boss fights it was actually quite good. The problem was how much of it was vacuous filler platforming with uninteresting locations and less interesting things to interact with.

Eh, I've always walked rather arrhythmically, so I'm not too worried.

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But... if what you are worried about is getting eaten by sandworms, then destroying their habitat is a good idea. On the other hand, if you are a spice miner/farmer...

What, you mean because sandworms are an important natural resource whose habitat should be protected?

More to the point, this is all done programatically anyway and it seems pretty unlikely to me that your camera has a better method of removing noise a photo than Photoshop does.

I found it to be literally a chore to play through. Abysmal is sugar-coating it.

I'm aware that it isn't mean to replace it. It's a short multiplayer mode after all (only you can use coms instead of players as well), the idea that it would replace a long drawn out single player/coop experience is just silly.

Due to size limitations they could only pick 2 songs per stage it seems. They already said the Wii U version will be more like SSBB in this regard with lots of songs per stage that you can mess with the frequency on.

Way more disappointing is the Smash Run mode, which Nintendo has been touting as the 3DS game's big exclusive feature but doesn't hold a candle to, say, Brawl's Subspace Emissary single-player mode.

You keep using that word... I think it means exactly what you think it means.

So is this more or less impressive than beating Ninja Gaiden II NES without taking any damage? Because that game is a real pain in the ass.