When parental locks are literally locks.

You can't release a game and tell people that they don't really have the full version for a few more months.

Well, we know this much: The Duck Hunt Dog is going to have, bar none, the most psychologically devastating taunt of all time. #SmashBros

Got it, you want the antagonist from Pebble and the Penguin. I'll get right on that as soon as I pick up the game.

I think the problem there is that authorization isn't retroactive. It applies to future posts, but past posts remain grayed out forever in a sad 'post'-apocalyptic graveyard.

You know, rather than them making a compilation of the three Xenosaga games, I think they should really just remake the damn thing entirely. Xenosaga's development was pretty fucked up and the worst thing about it is that you are playing this 3 part game and no two parts even really felt similar. No, what Xenosaga…

Ehhhh, it's a far cry better than what they did with the previous starred commenter system. They just need to iron out the quirks.

Oh yeah, I'm with you there. Everything about FFXIII seemed like wasted potential to me and Sazh got treated as a complete satellite character.

I love Sazh, but you have got to admit that a character is really only as good as he is written. I mean, without the writing all Sazh has going for him is that he's a sharp looking black man in a nice military-dress-looking outfit.

Thanks for clarifying.

Worst. Character. Ever.

I wonder if Final Fantasy Legend (which is really SaGa in Japan) and Final Fantasy Adventure (which is really Seiken Densetsu in Japan... basically Secret of Mana Zero for you Mother fans out there) are included in sthat statistic.

The problem with Dominion is that the objectives just don't feel very tangible. Kills are nearly meaningless and tower captures can actually be harmful if you don't hold them down long enough to undo the automatic 20 points or so of Nexus/whatever damage you'll get if the enemy undoes your capture. It just causes the…

Does he have any different statistics? Like do his arrows control differently? Does he move slower? Basically, I guess what I'm asking is, is he a Doctor Mario style clone? Because if so, I think I'm OK with that.

Yeah, my bet is on the 3DS version and the Wii U version synergizing in such a way that if you have both, you get Wii U exclusive characters added back to the 3DS version and possibly some stages coming across as well. They have to have some manner of incentive for getting people to get the Wii U version after all,…

Holy crap, it suddenly makes sense why I hate that dog so much... it was never on your side to begin with. It was fucking those ducks!

Actually Tales of Symphonia was ported to PS2 with improved multiplayer and some additional costumes shortly after the Gamecube release. I remember a lot of GC Tales fans crying foul at the time.

Actually a Xenosaga collection was released on DS. More importantly, Nintendo owns Monolith now, so it makes sense that if Monolith's old games are going to get ported that it should be to Nintendo platforms. I'm not sure if Bandai Namco owns full rights to Xenosaga or not, but even then it would be weird to see it…

I liked that one of my best healing spells was called 'spoon'.

Throw in a widescreen Chrono Trigger + DS enhancements and HD Chrono Cross while you are at it.