Marketing blitz, solid art direction, and it wouldn't shut up about how 'badass' everything in it was and adolescent males hypnotically eat that shit up.

Design was actually one of the ones I liked. Granted, one stroke mode took freakin' forever to get right... and I'd never want to play it again.

This is true. It takes more than middling reviews to convince me to give a WW2 FPS game a shot.

Eh, that's a difference of a couple milliseconds. It's a drop in the bucket.

I know the fact that I played it years after the fact makes my opinion on this somewhat invalid, but I thought it was sloppy and boring when compared to regular Half-Life and 90% of the work was already done for them. Their contribution was almost entirely level design and to be frank, I didn't care for their level…

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaah, I said semi-decent.

No one ever should have respected Gearbox that damn much in the first place. The only semi-decent thing they have to their name is a depthless FPS game with Diablo loot.

Not even the red Gyarados in Pokemon Gold/Silver?

Of course, with the latency problem being what it is, that's never going to be ideal for everybody and they will certain extract the cost of processing out on you somewhere... it'll probably just be drawn out through the cost of games rather than all at once in the form of the price of your console.

This is not that at all. This is just streaming a console game to a phone.

Quick! Push F!

In a game like the Sims or Minecraft, the end goal is whatever the player wants it to be. For some, getting around the whole resource acquisition part is just cutting the chaff.

If all there is for you to do in the Sims is to make money, you really shouldn't be playing it. It's like going into Minecraft with the soul purpose of killing the bosses... a hollow goal which misses the point.

No matter how good you are at it, a game still takes like 10 minutes of your life away and it takes dozens of them to make Wakka stop sucking.

Yeaaaah... I stopped using summon magic in Final Fantasy games when I realized the true price for high damage attacks.

I remember back when Final Fantasy games would let you take a 15 minute break to do some swords dancing, jump some rope, ride a motorcycle around, go snowboarding, or just play some card games. Cool times.

Shit, I didn't notice the zipper. Can a garment truly be called a pullover if it has a full zipper?

So roughly 30 New York Minutes give or take?

A) http://grammarist.com/spelling/color…
fact is, both spellings existed long before a standard was settled on. The U.S. and the U.K. simply settled on different spellings for the word. The same basic idea goes for a whole lot of British vs American spelling differences.

Not always just graphics glitches: