Ah, yes, 'politely'. Because 'Fuck your preconceived notions of the world' is the hallmark of polite conversation.

You know it's for me. I only ever play Project M when I'm playing Brawl these days.

Hey, those games had a lot of heart in them. There aren't a lot of beat-em-ups with the kind of variety and quirkiness that Battle Toads had.

Are your cousins jet-setting around the world don't-give-a-shit rich?

Because he sucks. Everything about him is just awful. He's like this extreme sports rich douchebag who starts out incredibly whiny. His extreme sports rich doucheyness is his whole reason for being in pirate land in the first place because... I don't know, I guess skydiving is just more fun when you are doing it in a…

At least they are zippers for pockets and not just zippers for the sake of having zippers.

*presses X* 'JASON!'

Well they sure as hell didn't feel analog.

Oh come on. Can you really call it a 'delay' when you say something along the lines of 'oh, we'll have that in a month or so' and then before you know it nearly a year has passed?

Aonuma: So there are actually many female characters you can play as in Hyrule Warriors. We've introduced Midna, we've introduced Princess Zelda, and Impa as well. So if that connection needs to be there—I'm not saying that it does—let's see what happens with Hyrule Warriors, if as a result of there being more female…

Aonuma: The main character isn't actually Link—it's the player. Of course we have to have a main character in the story, so Link is that main character. But I don't want him to be like a superhero. I want him to represent any player, have that possibility. So that's why I don't really know if we need or want to define…

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the game start up with like a 20-30 minute long wacky-ass TV thing?

See, I read that with a long 'u' sound and it just messes it up.

Not really to the same degree. If you are right handed, you are always to the right of where you are righting, which is generally clear since any text is a line above.

Poor lefties, self-trolling.

Having hosted a server with between 5 and 15 active people for a year, all I have to say is that unless you are hosting a really big minecraft server with a large number of simultaneous users, getting revenue for it shouldn't be an issue at all. Just set up a box, stick it on your router, forward some ports and let it…

Eh, I prefer my batmobiles to look more like cars than tanks.

This isn't a change to Notch's business model, he's just cracking down on privately run servers that are charging for perks.

If I recall correctly from my NES days of reading Nintendo power, the too many lives gameover thing actually happens because you hit 100 lives (meaning it's not an integer overflow, it's just part of the check they do when getting 1-ups). Either way, I'm quite certain he passed both values...

Oh, I missed the part about you wanting 2014 dates. In that case, pretty much nothing, but then they aren't the ones who came into the conference with a poor outlook on console sales.