They’re war profiteers. There’s a war they’re profiting from. You want them to pretend to be sad?

I was fooled into his point of view even as I questioned him. The logic of Star Wars has always been don’t tell me the odds, turn off the targeting computer, send snubfighters against a star destroyer. So obviously Poe was right and she was wrong, but also he was clearly being a douchebag. The plan would obviously…

Did Snoke mean well? Make an exception for him. He’s pure grinning douchebag Palpatine.

Casablanca planet would have been better if they’d used practical effects for those animals. Decades later, tauntauns are still more believable to me than CGI.

It’s not that she should have told Poe, but she probably should have told her bridge crew. One of her bridge crew was in on the mutiny, and probably wouldn’t have been if she’d known the plan.

I feel deeply blessed that I fell off the expanded universe wagon before I had to see what you just described. That kind of dumb shit is why Disney had no choice but to ax the EU.

Seriously. Do it with practical effects and I’ll be impressed. Do it on a computer and I don’t care.

Luke drinking it was key for me. I’ve never seen someone drink a liquid AT someone before.

Don’t sleep on the reveal that Snoke deliberately connected them at that moment because Star Wars villains love a mischievous caprice. That was Snoke’s version of Palestine sarcastically sympathizing with Luke about the shield still being operational.

He can’t be redeemed. I think there’s a reason they gave lines saying as much to Luke and Leia, the two people who know from redemption sagas. His arc was that he finally became the villain we deserve. Evil without justification, power for its own sake. He’ll die as a villain, ranting all the way down, as the real…

He wasn’t deserting. He was trying to find Rey, about whom he cared far more than the Resistance. When he finally found reason to care even more about Rose, he was willing to die for her.

Really? Pretty sure that only happened because of Poe’s plan. Her mistake was not telling her crew what the plan was, but the plan itself would have worked if some mutineers hadn’t put Benicio on a star destroyer.

Truth is not measured in mass appeal.

I don’t ever need to see Qui-Gon again dude. He was a moron who blew it repeatedly. Would have liked some Lando though.

Because they were fueling the damn transports and getting within range of the new Rebel base. The mistake was not just fucking telling everyone that was the plan.

And that cat’s name? Albert Einstein.

If you want to awaken, you must first fall asleep.

I don’t think it’s a real Simpsons line. He just made it up to look like one to make fun of you for being an old.

The Stalt?

No, you’re not cynical enough. Only the truest cynics are so cold as to take people for all they’re worth with this garbage.