I feel so blessed that the only rich white lady I ever messed around with had the self-respect to act the part. Straight up Cruella DeCapitalism. Yeah, she’s evil, but she knows it and accepts it and that really feels better than Fake Gaia Spirit Mother.

#findmytoilet is the best hashtag of 2017

But you’d still have to think to steal it, right? The thought would have to occur to you.

Maybe you could take a second to look at the rest of the site before bellowing your opinions about it? It is relentlessly pro-Kaep, and so are most of its commenters. Relax, man.

You have no idea what website you’re on, do you?

“Hi there. I’ve never read this website before, and I only read the name ‘Tom Brady’ in the headline, but I have some strong opinions on how the site should be run.”

Is it also what turned Gronk into a murderous psycho, or was he always like that?

What the hell does “UrFL” stand for?

Dude, that’s not aliens. That’s assassinations and coups and rigged elections and mass murders and all the other vileness the CIA has been doing since its inception.

“Sir, someone on the internet has a father in law who has hinted about things at Area 51. This is a grave breach.”

Whatever. It’s fake. If it was real, Trump would have blabbed about it by now. That’s the silver lining about him: now we know that all the conspiracy theories are as bullshit as we thought they were.

Yeah. A lot of these I tend to think aren’t intentional, but this one looks pretty bad.

There’s only one way out of this shit: get rid of the pads and helmets. See if guys want to play the same way like that.

What Gronk did was pure evil. That’s the type of thing that should legit be investigated as a criminal matter.

He’s fucking Gronk. That’s literally a crime in seven states and Puerto Rico, true story.

Also my immediate thought.

The worst part is that it seems probable that it’s one of those things a modern big business does because they think they’re supposed to. Like, “sharing things is generally not good business, and we’re a business, so we shouldn’t give things away.”

Problem is that if we don’t know the underlying math is sound, we don’t know that we can trust it any more than the Gold Glove.

A few years ago when I was more closely following sabermetrics, the big thing everyone was looking forward to was HitF/X. It was supposed to revolutionize defensive metrics like UZR. It was supposed to be open source like PitchF/X.

Wow. Jolly Ted Cruz is so much more plausibly human.