If you were to ask a Masshole, any highway in Massachusetts. Seriously.

True story. Guy I went to college with was driving back from Big Bend and stopped for some roadside tamales. He's about 10 miles from the next rest stop when he feels a cataclysmic case of the 'sploadies brewing up. So he buries the pedal. Cop nabs him doing 95 in a 70. My buddy, with few viable options, tells the cop…

He/she is a fucking troll.

They do say that DC has the worst drivers in the nation, I guess that's not limited to just roads and just civilians.

Chris Harris.

All the warnings on a compact spare. People often forget about it or don't think it's anything special. So when the time comes and they get a flat, they slap on the compact spare and take off again, driving like they normally do, oblivious to the fact that compact spares are not as durable as regular tires, change the…

and thats why you refer to him as your mothers husband and not your stepdad

I'm not sure we're asking the right question here. How the fuck did she get up to 80 in NYC?

My scariest moment on the Autobahn was on Rt 93 North in New Hampshire.

I think you ARE putting the emphasis on THE wrong syllable.

Not clearing all the snow off his roof makes him an asshat.

Saab 99 Turbo. Because wel, it's a Saab. But more importantly, much like Prometheus stealing the gift of fire for mankind, the 99 Turbo brought the gift of turbocharging to the motoring masses. No longer the domain of racecars, the 99 Turbo (along with the 911 Turbo and the Buick Regal) allowed the common man to…

Because they have become in Jalop terms the next Miata, the Saab 900.