JonPtolemy
Jon Ptolemy
JonPtolemy

But you are hooking the comics origins of both characters to the Marvel Comics Universe. Remember, the Marvel cinematic universe is a miss-mash of EVERYTHING. So here in the AoS/Marvel Cinematic Universe Calvin Zabo is an Inhuman. The Inhumans are the result of the Kree experimenting on human beings, thus granting

Man, Chopper is such a dick.

One of the best video games I've ever played.

I'm willing to look like a dunce and restate it.

The nipple pokies cause +2 piercing damage while grappling, but only in cold weather.

When there was only one set of footprints, that's when I was carrying you because my penis was stuck inside you.

If it makes you feel any better, even a broken clock is right twice a day.

Damn you, Robbie!

I only watched the Pilot to see how dumb it would be. And then it. Blew. My. Mind.

"the new series Incorporated will take place in a future world where "corporations have seemingly unlimited power."

If you can think of a better way to organize all 11 flavors of Tic Tacs and all 34 flavors of Trident gum, I'd like to hear it.

Sorry for beating a dead horse...

I don't know. Saying it out loud makes me think of Law & Order.

Okay, Vongfong is an awesome name for a storm. It's like the best—way better than, say, Emily or Julio. Vongfong sounds ominous and sort of roaring.

Like some who buys an 18 million dollar apartment would be caught dead on the Subway.

"Say never. Stop dangling maybes."

see, i typically hate organs, but i really liked black pudding. i thought it was way less iron-y.

There will be a scene in which Dracula's dad steps into a bat-tornado to discourage him from using his powers in public, though.