I hear Aunt May is a freak in the sack. And after she bakes you a pie

I don't know how many times I have to solve this issue for Fox!

So do your enemies.

Argument invalid.

I question the assertion that Timecop was particularly effective at his job.

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Like there was ever any doubt. I think the only variance in my hero worship was for a brief period in 1988 when Probe was on the air.

Seriously? Was there ever any other?

"TAXES ON LIVESTOCK AND DWELLINGS MUST BE RAISED TO MAINTAIN THE SOLVENCY OF THIS KINGDOM!!!!"

This one got me right in the emotions. I mean you could kind of tell something bad was going to happen what with all the "let me do this one thing before we run away together" stuff, but I figured he would at least get an onscreen death. Plus the way we discovered he was killed just added insult to injury. Harrow's…

Not that I expect many people to have heard of the mid-90s Canadian vampire cop show, Forever Knight, but for the third and final season, they replaced the characters of Nick Knight's partner Don Schanke, and their boss, Captain Amanda Cohen, by killing them both off-camera in an airplane bombing.

Robert Jordan

I appreciate the optimism being projected here, though I don't share it.

Hi everyone – just a quick announcement that this is, in all likelihood, my last ever Morning Spoilers post. If my math is correct, I’ve written somewhere between 800 and 1000 of these over the last three or so years, and now is the time for me to move on. Katharine Trendacosta, who has been helping research Morning…

Lady of Pain. Planescape.

Did you really have to ask?

They talked about it, but then I guess Defiance put the kibosh in it. But I would so watch that show!