JonPtolemy
Jon Ptolemy
JonPtolemy

Because you need three styx to throw for Kerberos to fetch.

Oh, this one's easy: Stormbringer, of course.

All your swords are belong to

Snicker-snack, bitches!

Behind the Green Hodor

Why not "Special Circumstances: The Series"?

No, it's a reality reference.

Well one reason for me is that I read this article on a device in 2013 that was foretold on a fictional sci-fi tv show from the late 80's to not exist until the 2300's.

I carry a computer in my pocket that's more advanced than the £1000 laptop I bought less than a decade ago. I'm posting this comment, and people from across the world will like and comment on it. That seems pretty fucking futuristic to a guy who grew up playing games on cassette tapes.

It will never happen, but I don't want a love story. I want it to be like how Black Widow was portrayed in the Avengers. I don't want to see Wonder Woman in love, I want to see her kicking ass.

Fit?? No one is as fit as Ray Donovan, which premieres June 30th at 10PM ET/PT on Showtime. He's the fittiest fitter whoever fit a fit.

I really hope this joke gets made on every article about casting characters until that ad is no longer on the front page.

But what about RAY DONOVAN?

Well, you didn't put it in the boob window.

AHEM.

Total badass until 1999.

My brain says "no", but Eva Green says "yeeeeeesssssssssss".

Statement: HK-47 is ready to serve, meatbag.