Apologies. There were a lot of.. vitriol in responses. I didn’t edit my responses.

My company has already announced none of its offices are opening until after Labor Day, but even then, I’m still fortunate enough to work remote. The reality is that if I get on a cruise ship, having not been infected, and step off it,…

A little perspective.

When young men were sent to fight in the World Wars, they were sent with the best fighting equipment we could provide, backed up with the best medical care available for the casualties, and provided them with generous benefits on their return in gratitude for the risks that they took. Get back to me with your plan to…

I don’t think he’s totally wrong. At some point the country needs to open up, and it’s hard to imagine that we’ll be able to wait until things are perfectly safe to do so. But that’s not a good argument for opening up right now when the virus is completely out of control; right now the calculus supports waiting until…

we’re going to destroy the American way of life in these families

...it will extend its new non-payment and late fee policy through the end of June for individuals and small businesses.

Partially that, but moreover it would be risk-assessment/prevention as well as a way track down how an outbreak could come into a community.

Yes, that’s the idea, and yes, it’s got biiiiig problems.

I don’t disagree.

The reason to alter our patterns of behavior is to slow the spread of the disease so health care systems can catch up; thereby helping to protect people who are more vulnerable than yourself.

I shop at a downscale grocery chain that makes you bag your own groceries. They offer bags, but I solved the problem by bringing a plastic tub that fits perfectly into the cart. I just chuck everything in it. Doesn’t hold up the line and is easy to load in the car. The checkers wonder why no one else has started using…

Radio stars?? I thought that video killed all of them in the 80's? 

We are definitely the coolest family ever and we live in Edina.

You beat me to it. That was my thought.  They’re acting like the concern is that they were hacked. LOL no. The calls are coming from inside the house. 

“We need someone to secure our databases so hackers can’t steal our customer’s information before we get a chance to sell it ourselves.”

Its amazing how adding a motor to something so inherently cool can make it so aggressively lame.

Most state’s voting systems can identify a given ballot and who it was sent to, so anonymity has kinda left the building already.

Yep, that’s exactly the reason. The people in charge of making/passing laws have mostly realized that if they made it quick and easy for the American public to vote, they’d mostly be out of a job, and (generally) younger, better, more diverse representatives who gave a shit about people’s actual interests would be in.

dinos almost got us tho

Oh, well. In for a penny, in for a pound as the ancient saying goes.