They do, but I think the point of this recipe is to text the caller.

Seriously, thank you

Well, I doubt he was a tax attorney. Since you say you're an attorney, you should know the high variety in types of lawyers. I wouldn't care if maritime lawyer Cherish Cutestory didn't know about tax brackets.

Cool. I love the ruler tool on Google Earth, it's very useful when retroactively determining how long my walks/runs/hikes were.

Man, fuck you for spoiling this one for me.

Yes it is! It says he's in the movie on his (Sean Gunn's) IMDB page.

What about using "smart outlets" like the Belkin WeMo? Or hacking together your own using a mechanical relay that actually shuts the circuit to the 110V outlet off?

I want to give this post so many stars

So what have we learned from this video, the article's video, and Star Trek? STOP WEARING RED SHIRTS.

I would mind; I got shit to do.

It's a masturbation joke.

With your host: Peter in-a-Fake-Girl.

+1 for "horsecock" (please let that be the last time i say that)

LMAO holy shit. That took me a minute.

Call me blind (and I'm sure you will), but I see nothing wrong with this photo.

The Director was a little *too* transparent, actually...

It looks so happy and free!

OH! I actually think I know which "song" you're talking about! lol

I usually go with "Hrmmm mmm rmrmmrm" — but my mouth would be full.