Tough guy

Wow, I didn't know there was that much hate for BK. Maybe it's a regional thing? I grew up on military bases where they had a contract with, so it's the fast food from my childhood. Even where I'm at in Texas there's always a lot of traffic at each of the 3 BK's in town.

Fuck this teenie bopper

I feel this way all the time. It sucks when my wife's parents are constantly pressuring us to make them grandparents. We tell them we're waiting until we own a house to put them in, but sometimes I really just feel like you, Erin.

HAHAHA "BEAT" JESUS CHRIST THAT'S GOOD!

Why is everything in fucking Spanish? HELLOOOO??? THIS IS AMERICA

Wait, what? That "update" changes the whole mood of the story!

Thanks, Al.

Well, I doubt he was a tax attorney. Since you say you're an attorney, you should know the high variety in types of lawyers. I wouldn't care if maritime lawyer Cherish Cutestory didn't know about tax brackets.

With your host: Peter in-a-Fake-Girl.

+1 for "horsecock" (please let that be the last time i say that)

It looks so happy and free!

I see it as fair play. You defend a goal, and give up a player in return. If the rules changed to something more severe, like counting it as an own-goal or something crazy, then this wouldn't be a feasible tactic. But you play to the rules of life, not the rules of the game.

Vee just don't vant to. Ya.

Actually funny once you read his username.

No, I mean in the image. The image is of code on a PCB. Just a dumb stock photo, just pointing out how it looks funny.

Why is there code on a PCB?

I guess it depends on where you live. I'm in Texas and have almost never even seen a tick. But I saw a few in Minnesota one summer.

No, that guy was on his way to a Blue Man Group audition. He missed some spots, though, so he didn't get the gig. He totally blue it.