Makes sense

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But bone does.

In China, shark jumps you!

CHINA LIKE HONEY BADGER, THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT

Looks like the structure supporting the glass plates weakened somehow. That's my best guess. I'm thinking the shattering happened during the rush of water and colliding with the ground & people.

Teehee

Wow. That actually is creepy. The old man looks so awkward just staring, smiling...

I'm guessing you didn't notice the "astro nauts", "hearphones", "nauts", and "wood" (vs "would") as well. With all those, I just figure the crappy writing was part of the joke.

Ha, that's impressive!

So, the battery makes it wind up, right? Where's the touch screen?

Yesss! So much better!

The Laker Bros GIF in reverse, ending with "Deal with it" is a much better rendition.

I would choke on the rind.

Hahaha omg you're an idiot. Actually read the article.

I came to say this too. I'm glad I'm not the only one.

2 dogs here, same boat. Love it.

No worries. I don't even think I originally meant to reply to you, honestly. This comment system layout confuses me.

Challenge accepted!