He is just cray cray.

The agony of the sinners is never out of fashion.

The kerning here bothers me, I can't quite put my finger on why though.

Good thinking, seems like it will be around for the long run.

The posters might be pretty but most would involve *shudders* leaving Manhattan...

I'm down! Didn't they just open a new range with a bar?

Hey I'm in Oklahoma too - want to go to the gun range at lunch? :)

Not even close. That guys grandfather did, that guy is on disability from his stressful job at the local Chevy dealership.

I'd eat it.

An old maxim:

I've got a 2GB data plan. Knowing that I can burn through half my monthly data in a day of music is pretty eye opening.

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"We were complicated before corporations wrote a 64-page document about us."
- Hipsters

I'd hate to be a negative Nancy, but sadly this kind of stuff rarely comes to fruition.

Jesus fuck I hate videos like this. Whether it be this or sky diving or giant slide into a lake. Can't fucking stand them. Simply because it points out just how damn depressing my boring my life really is sitting behind a desk all day.

COMMENT ABOUT HOW MY CAPS LOCK KEY HAS BEEN USED MORE IN THE LAST WEEK OR SO SINCE THIS POST THAN IN ALL OF HUMAN HISTORY BEFORE. GENERIC WEEKEND WELL WISHES. TIME FOR BEER. 5 O'CLOCK AND ALL THAT. HOLY SHIT THIS IS A LONG ALL CAPS COMMENT.

REPLY DESIGNED PURELY TO KEEP THIS LINE OF CONVERSATION GOING IN HOPES THIS STAYS AT THE TOP OF THE SIDEBAR. RANDOM NON SEQUITUR REGARDING POLAR VORTEX FOR THE LULZ

This entire article could have just been written as follows:

"About 85% of women were satisfied with their partners' penile size, although only 55% of men were satisfied, with 45% wanting to be larger (and 0.2% to be smaller)."