One of my better memories is the time I got to go to the ‘ring and rent a car for putting down some laps. The rental place offered a nice little service where they piled a bunch of us noobs into their van (unmodified VW Touran) and took us around for a lap to point out notable features before our first time out. So we…

“Bavarian ultimate driving machines”

I gotcha guys

I bought one of these. Brand new. Even with an employee discount it was a huge mistake.

That is both the worst review and best story I’ve read on Jalopnik in a long time. :)

Lol uh...nothing against the E-Class but I don't think anyone is itching to put a bog standard model as their wallpaper.

Lamborghini Miura concept of 2006

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I would define A Self Important Cunt Who Can’t Swallow Their Pride as: someone who follows an other into a parking lot to get their point across

Maybe he should have used a driver...

Only 145 were built because somebody had the good sense to stop it.

For me, I’ll always remember her for being on the only “Reality Show” that I ever cared about, The Surreal Life.

Or just slap a few M-badges on your 228i for cheap horsepower.

Considering traction isn’t all that important, isn’t it always drifting season?

I’ve only seen the Bentley Bangdango or whatever it is in SF.

Five kids!? Perhaps we should all pile in the Plymouth and take a ride down to Planned Parenthood. Then we can all go for ice cream after

How do I add directional stabilizer fins to my car? They seem important.

I’m pretty sure this is what happened to teal cars...