That's what I've done. I think I'm sitting at just over 400 right now, but I've unsubscribed from everyone but the 75 or so people I really care to hear from (not everyone posts often) and I only display my stuff to this group. I should just unfriend, but I don't want to hurt anyone's feelings. Lame, but yes,…

What about the structural integrity of the mound of earth your selfish cave is selfishly compromising in your selfish cupcakerie?

First thing that popped into my mind.

Me too, his is my favorite. His voice is perfectly suited to the song.

"I'm going to fuck you all night."

I feel the same. The endings of his movies always seem to suck, but the getting there is fun! He's really good at creating that sense of tense dread and curiosity about where he's going until the eventual let down of the ending. I enjoy that 50 to 70% of each movie.

Agreed. I'm an old (>30!!!) and I like to have colored extensions in my hair from time to time. It's not rebellion, it's an appreciation of pretty hair and colors.

Also, that is a very small person or else there is an ENORMOUS bottle of Arizona Tea on the table next to the huge laptop.

It is so good! I really liked her before I read it and now I adore her.

They should also be seen and not heard and dosed daily with cod liver oil.

"holistic"

And "Are you really as stupid and narrow minded as you appear right now?"

Johnny Cash's "Little Drummer Boy" is my favorite, makes me cry every time. He conveys the sad hopeful unworthiness of the little drummer who has so little to give.

THAT is the WORST version of the song ever, worse than the Zooey Deschanel/Leon Redbone version that sounds ultra date rapey! The breathiness of Jessica Simpson is just so awful and the dudebro-ness of Lachey's singing...ick.

See also, Exhibit Win:

I'd kill for that! The last DMV picture lady I had took a picture just as I opened my mouth to say, "Let me know when you're going to take the picture." I BEGGED her to snap a second and my smile looks shaky like I'm going to cry.

I have mad spatial and distance skills. I love giving my husband a heart attack each time I squeeze our boat of a vehicle in through tight spaces without hesitation. I also always win the string around the pregnant belly game at baby showers.

Okay, I'll admit it. He was in the audience of the spelling bee that I won wherein I dedicated my soon-to-be victory to him. I was so humbled by the experience and only call attention to it to Raise Awareness.

At least you'd go in knowing about his swampy genitals beforehand. No unpleasant surprises!

I've considered a mini fridge of alcohol or at least a wine cooler in my closet, but alas, I was thwarted by the lack of electrical outlets. Can you believe it? Who leaves that out of a closet? I mean, what if I'd wanted to iron in there?